Dougtionary

hous-tĭs’ə-pā’shən
noun
Expectation and excitement related toward the purchase of a house. Typically the time between the initial offer and a signed purchase agreement, and also the time between signed purchase agreement to the close of escrow.
It’s even worse than being a child and anticipating Christmas.

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wôl strēt fī’nāns’ stānd
noun
A portable table and sign typically used by children to sell lemonade, but instead used by laid off analysts in New York who stop people passing by and give them discounted advice on handling their money.

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hou-strā’shən
noun
A disappointing or discouraging feeling that accompanies an experience of being stalled or thwarted when trying to purchase a home.

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fī-nān’shəl klō’zhər
noun
The act of coming to terms with recent economic conditions and large monetary losses.

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gŭv’ərn-měn’tl blōō bôlz
noun
A condition caused when the executive and legislative branch spend weeks talking about stimulus without any real action.

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fī-r-är’kē
noun
A ranking, system or order in which people are dismissed from their jobs.

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âr’gə-nŏm’ĭks
noun
Money from relatives that makes one more comfortable.

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kāsh-ē-ĭst
adjective
More than cashier. (kāsh-ē-ər)
Having or appearing to have the most cash.

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kāsh’kĭt
noun
A figurative place where the wealth of the United States citizens was buried in 2008.

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fī’tə-mĭn
noun
Alcohol or drugs, or a combination of alcohol and drugs that cause one to pick fights with friends, enemies, total strangers, or inanimate objects.
A quantity of alcohol or drugs causes one to pick fights with friends, enemies, total strangers, or inanimate objects.
“The seventh shot of Jagermeister is Mikes fightamin. Believe me, you don’t want to [...]

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kāsh-ās’trə-fē
noun
A large financial failure or meltdown, either personal, corporate or government.

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sāvĭng sprē
noun
A brief period of extravagant saving, staying at home and doing nothing. Often followed by an even bigger spending spree than normal, continuing the cycle of excess and lack of control.

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ôr’gən pôn shŏp
noun
An emerging business due to the collapsing financial markets and massive layoffs, that supports the sale and purchase of human body parts.

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kāsh’ə-klĭz’əm
noun
A violent economic collapse of the financial markets.

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blāk sāt’ər-dē
noun
A day of mourning for people injured or killed in a Walmart stampede.

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ōld skōōl krĭs’məs shŏpĭng
noun
The act of going to a mall to buy presents instead of purchasing online.

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jĭm krā’mər
noun
An insane or unpredictable outburst.
– Dude, you are annoying. Shut up or you’ll make me pull a Jim Cramer on your ass.

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pī’rō-glĭf’ĭks
noun
Egyptian symbols that represent fire or explosives.
Egyptian symbols that represent a Jim Cramer outburst.

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