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ˌfrō-ə-ˈbi-shən noun A law forbidding a large head of extremely tight curly hair that was repealed in 1959, paving the way for the frovolution of the ’60′s and ’70′s.

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brä-ˈthe-lō noun A whore house with a Shakespeare theme.

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bə-ˈna-nə-ˌri-zəm noun A characteristic, often unconscious, that is representative of an elongated tropical fruit that has soft pulpy flesh enclosed in a soft usually yellow rind.

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ˈdrī ˈhəmp ˈdā noun A wednesday with no rain in the forecast.

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ˈber-ˈēs-tə noun A naked person who makes and serves coffee.

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ˈa-sə-fist noun An abrasive person who has a tendency to annoy others to the point that their actions cause a fight and then they refuse to fight back or defend themselves and get severely beaten up. The secret love child of Rush Limbaugh and Gandhi

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əd-ˈma-nə-ˌstrā-tiv ə-ˈsist-tənt noun A male secretary.

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ˈtōs(t)-ˌkärd noun A browned piece of bread that can be mailed for 29 cents.

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ˈer-ō-gəns noun An attitude of overbearing superiority from a master archer.

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ˈvā-grənt noun An obscure, undefined or generic person who has no specific place to live.

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ˈē-gō-stə-ˈtis-tiks noun A branch of mathematics that is quite impressed with itself and uses “I” as the most frequent variable in equations.

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ˈna-pə-ˌrōn noun An adult who accompanies minors to an event and falls asleep, doesn’t pay attention to the children, or overlooks their questionable actions.

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ˈpär-kə-ˌlep-sē noun A condition that causes deep attacks of sleep either while in a public grassy area or while in a stationary car.

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täzh ˈmä-hä-lō noun A centuries old Hawaiian mausoleum know for it’s gigantic marble hand shaped shaka sign.

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ˈches-chər noun A movement of the breasts that expresses or emphasizes an idea, sentiment or attitude. The use of motions of the breasts as a means of expression.

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brü-ˈtēn noun A habit related to consumption of beer, typically frequency or method of drinking. Example: “My brewtine is to begin my evening with three high quality beers, followed by twelve or more cheap beers.” “My brewtine is to shotgun the first three beers for a quick buzz and then pace myself for the remainder [...]

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mā-ˈnäzh-ä-ˈbä noun A three way relationship involving two sheep and a human.

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ˈən-dər-ˌdəg noun A smaller blog (Dougtionary) that is up against higher profile blogs and podcasts in the Grammar.net best grammar blog of 2011 contest. A fake word blog that is expected to be a longshot in the Grammar.net contest. Which is exactly why we need your vote. (Cue Rocky music…) …and please vote now for [...]

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bräk-ˈtä-lə-jē noun A branch of medicine dealing with a broccoli’s rectum.

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pä-mə-ˌsīd noun A death caused by excessive consumption of pomegranate juice.

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hek-ˈstir-ē-ər noun The outside of a six-sided structure.

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twi-tər pē-ˈa–nō noun A stringed instrument with 140 keys.

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ˈtwaɪrd adjective Physically exhausted but too amped up on coffee or other stimulants and unable to sleep.

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ˈfyü-jə-list noun A boxer who flees from prosecution. (Note: not to be confused with fugliest.)

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trī-ˈȯr-ə-ˌtīz verb To rank in order of importance with three or more items placed in the most important or #1 slot.

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ha-ˈfēn noun A half-caf.

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ˈbər-dər noun The crime of killing a large flock of feathered animals while they are in flight.

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ˈblast-fə-mē noun Using force or destructive acts in an attempt to impose your version of God’s will on others.

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