Dougtionary

“Doug is destroying the English language at an alarming rate.” –Doug’s high school English teacher.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Necktie Pasta

May 8th, 2009 · No Comments

něk’tī’ päs’tə noun Less common than bowtie, and much harder to eat, especially the really wide varieties.

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Fake Word Of the Day: TVeetsa

February 17th, 2009 · 2 Comments

tē’vē’sə noun Food ordered from a couch using a remote control, via a device like a Tivo.

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