Dougtionary

ˈpyü–bi-ˌkän noun A boundary or limiting line, especially one that when crossed exposes a person irrevocably, such as tweeting a picture of your wiener.

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pōōn’dô’gəl noun A series of unsuccessful attempts to attract a woman who will never show any interest.

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mět’ə-fôr’plā’ noun A figure of speech that leads to sex.

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mām’ə-lěp’sē noun See “Breastlepsy“.

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jō’nŭs brŭth’ərs pōōl noun A type of gambling involving a collection of money from friends or coworkers and a guess as to which Jonas Brother will be the first to ditch the purity ring and get laid, along with the date that it will happen.

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hôr’gən-zō’lə noun A cheese that is a product of a broken home and low self esteem and sells itself on the street for money or drugs.

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nět-rāf noun Disreputable people that you meet or encounter online.

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blŏg-kyŏŏr’ē-əs adjective Interested in a web log, but not actively posting anything on the internets.

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stŭd-sěn’trĭk adjective Concerned with or focused on one’s own masculinity and ability to breed. (Today’s word was prompted by a comment to a post on 1/7/09)

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fə-nān’shəl hāng’ō’vər noun The Visa bill one receives several weeks after Christmas. The Visa bill one receives after an uncontrolled spending spree.

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rěl’ə-tĭv hěd’āk’ noun A head pain caused from spending too much time with family over the holidays, which is often much worse or intense compared to a normal head pain. Double up on the Advil for this type.

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trī-pō’lər adjective Relating to a major disorder that is characterized by mood or personality changes that swing wildly in three different directions. 50% worse than bipolar.

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shōl’dərbākt noun A situation at a party, social event or other type of gathering in which the people surrounding you turn away, leaving only a view of shoulders and backs.

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shāg’mə-tĭz’əm noun Character or conduct that emphasizes a practical method to getting laid.

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fôr’ĭn-kā’shən noun Sex in a foreign country or sex with a foreigner. (If you are American, it is debatable if sex with a Canadian would be considered foreigncation. It’s a gray area.)

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mŭl’tē-mə-nŏg’ə-mē noun The act of appearing to be in a physical relationship with only one person when actually being involved with two or more.

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