Dougtionary

fī-nān’shəl klō’zhər noun The act of coming to terms with recent economic conditions and large monetary losses.

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fə-nān’shəl hāng’ō’vər noun The Visa bill one receives several weeks after Christmas. The Visa bill one receives after an uncontrolled spending spree.

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kāsh-ās’trə-fē noun A large financial failure or meltdown, either personal, corporate or government.

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sāvĭng sprē noun A brief period of extravagant saving, staying at home and doing nothing. Often followed by an even bigger spending spree than normal, continuing the cycle of excess and lack of control.

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ôr’gən pôn shŏp noun An emerging business due to the collapsing financial markets and massive layoffs, that supports the sale and purchase of human body parts.

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frē lō’fĭng verb Hanging around at Porto’s just before closing to score free bread. http://www.portosbakery.com/aboutus.htm

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blāk sāt’ər-dē noun A day of mourning for people injured or killed in a Walmart stampede.

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ōld skōōl krĭs’məs shŏpĭng noun The act of going to a mall to buy presents instead of purchasing online.

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rē’tāl’ sə-fär’ē noun A trip to Ikea or any other ginormous store that is designed like a Vegas casino, making it easy to get in and extremely difficult to find your way out. A shopping trip that requires planning, proper attire, food, fanny pack, and a good map or hired guide to ensure you don’t [...]

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