Dougtionary

“Doug is destroying the English language at an alarming rate.” –Doug’s high school English teacher.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Goat Check

January 2nd, 2011 · No Comments

ˈgōt ˈchek noun A service provided at events where one can safely leave their Capra hircus or other sheep-like animals.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Yangover

January 1st, 2011 · No Comments

ˈyaŋ-ō-vər noun Having the symptoms, often including headaches and or queasiness, due to a deficiency or imbalance of yin.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Puppyboarding

October 9th, 2010 · 1 Comment

ˈpə-pē -bȯrdˈiŋ noun An interrogation technique in which two or more small dogs lick the target’s mouth and nose so vigorously that it is difficult to breath and often causes one to give up state secrets they didn’t even know they possessed.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Felontines Day

February 14th, 2010 · No Comments

fěl’ən-tīnz’ dā noun A holiday that is celebrated by giving candy and exchanging greeting cards with convicts.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Sack Religious

February 13th, 2010 · No Comments

sāk rĭ-lĭj’əs Noun The practice of worshiping nads.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Ass Recognition

February 12th, 2010 · No Comments

ās rěk’əg-nĭsh’ən noun A feature in Cadillac cars that identifies one’s butt and automatically adjusts the seats and mirrors to one’s presets.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Debrislunking

February 11th, 2010 · No Comments

də-brē’-lŭng’kĭng verb Using climbing gear to navigate through the neighborhood after a storm leaves tree branches, logs and trash scattered all over the neighborhood.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Street Canoeing

February 10th, 2010 · No Comments

strēt kə-nōō’ĭng verb Paddling a boat down the street after a ginormous rainstorm floods the neighborhood.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Organic Carden

February 9th, 2010 · No Comments

ôr-gān’ĭk cär’dn noun Something that grows inside one’s car, usually from not cleaning it for long periods of time or from leaving food in it while parked in a sunny spot.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Factish

February 8th, 2010 · No Comments

fāktĭsh adjective Characterized as truth when it really is not. Often used by politicians or television shows that pretend to be news.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Fauxcation

February 7th, 2010 · 1 Comment

fō-kā’shən A fake occupation, often used in conversation to impress a total stranger.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Briecession

February 6th, 2010 · No Comments

brĭ-sěsh’ən noun A severe economic decline where rich people can no longer afford to buy gourmet cheeses.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Email Slush

February 5th, 2010 · No Comments

ē’māl’ slŭsh noun Crud that clogs up your inbox and can make it difficult to find legitimate messages from friends or colleagues.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Bifartisan

February 4th, 2010 · No Comments

bī-fär’tĭ-zən noun A condition or situation where both political parties are doing nothing but emitting gas.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Ohmlette

February 3rd, 2010 · No Comments

ōm’ə-lĭt noun A breakfast egg dish that has electrical resistance.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Kayackle

February 2nd, 2010 · No Comments

kī’āk’əl noun An extremely humorous canoey type water sport that causes a shrill laughter.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Romatose

February 1st, 2010 · No Comments

rō’mə-tōs’ noun An unconscious tomato.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Brohabitation

January 31st, 2010 · No Comments

brō-hāb’ĭ-tā’shən noun Sharing a room, such as a dorm room, with a close friend.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Interimjob

January 30th, 2010 · No Comments

ĭn’tər-ĭm-jŏb noun A temporary or provisional arrangement for gratification.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Clocker spaniel

January 29th, 2010 · No Comments

klŏk’ər spān’yəl noun A dog that can tell time.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Cowablanca

January 28th, 2010 · No Comments

kou’ə-blāng’kə noun The barnyard version of the Bogart classic.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Infrognito

January 27th, 2010 · No Comments

ĭn’frôg-nē’tō noun The state of being disguised as Kermit.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Brielunker

January 26th, 2010 · No Comments

brē-lŭng’kər noun A person who explores cheese chiefly as a hobby.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Social Alcoholic

January 25th, 2010 · No Comments

sō’shəl āl’kə-hô’lĭk noun One who only drinks excessively in the company of friends.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Fontaneity

January 24th, 2010 · No Comments

fŏnt spŏn’tə-nē’ĭ-tē noun An impulsive use of varying typefaces.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Debrislogged

January 23rd, 2010 · No Comments

də-brē’-lôgd adjective Surrounded by or saturated with debris, often from runoff of a huge rainstorm.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Mudlogged

January 22nd, 2010 · No Comments

mŭd wô’tər-lôg’d adjective Surrounded by or saturated with mud from landslides or rainstorm runoff.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Jacktivism

January 21st, 2010 · No Comments

jāk’tə-vĭz’əm noun Fake activism. Tweeting or joining Facebook groups but not doing jack shit to really help or further the cause or issue.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Sarandipity

January 20th, 2010 · No Comments

sě-rān’dĭp-ĭ-tē noun Good fortune with plastic wrap.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Chimplement

January 19th, 2010 · No Comments

chĭm’plə-mənt verb To put into effect with a plan so simple that monkeys could do it.

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