Dougtionary

“Doug is destroying the English language at an alarming rate.” –Doug’s high school English teacher.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Caffiend

May 1st, 2009 · No Comments

kā-fēnd’
noun
A diabolically cruel person who steals someone’s coffee.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Election Day Starbucks Marathon

November 4th, 2008 · No Comments

ĭ-lěk’shən dā stärbŭks mār’ə-thŏn’
noun
A quest to go to every Starbucks in town and tell them that you voted to get as many free cups of coffee as possible.
(This just in. Apparently this promotion violates election laws. Instead, it’s being offered to anyone who orders a Tall Brewed Coffee. So the password for the day is… [...]

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