Dougtionary

“Doug is destroying the English language at an alarming rate.” –Doug’s high school English teacher.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Wreckonomics

July 15th, 2009 · No Comments

ěk’ə-nŏm’ĭks noun The science that deals with unrestrained personal spending.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Foremath

March 24th, 2009 · 1 Comment

fôr’-māth’ noun Events leading up to a disaster.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Wall Street Finance Stand

March 19th, 2009 · No Comments

wôl strēt fī’nāns’ stānd noun A portable table and sign typically used by children to sell lemonade, but instead used by laid off analysts in New York who stop people passing by and give them discounted advice on handling their money.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Housetration

February 24th, 2009 · 3 Comments

hou-strā’shən noun A disappointing or discouraging feeling that accompanies an experience of being stalled or thwarted when trying to purchase a home.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Financial Closure

February 18th, 2009 · 2 Comments

fī-nān’shəl klō’zhər noun The act of coming to terms with recent economic conditions and large monetary losses.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Governmental Blue Balls

February 10th, 2009 · 1 Comment

gŭv’ərn-měn’tl blōō bôlz noun A condition caused when the executive and legislative branch spend weeks talking about stimulus without any real action.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Firearchy

February 6th, 2009 · 1 Comment

fī-r-är’kē noun A ranking, system or order in which people are dismissed from their jobs.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Heirgonomics

January 17th, 2009 · No Comments

âr’gə-nŏm’ĭks noun Money from relatives that makes one more comfortable.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Cashastrophe

December 16th, 2008 · No Comments

kāsh-ās’trə-fē noun A large financial failure or meltdown, either personal, corporate or government.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Saving Spree

December 13th, 2008 · No Comments

sāvĭng sprē noun A brief period of extravagant saving, staying at home and doing nothing. Often followed by an even bigger spending spree than normal, continuing the cycle of excess and lack of control.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Organ Pawn Shop

December 4th, 2008 · No Comments

ôr’gən pôn shŏp noun An emerging business due to the collapsing financial markets and massive layoffs, that supports the sale and purchase of human body parts.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Cashaclysm

December 3rd, 2008 · No Comments

kāsh’ə-klĭz’əm noun A violent economic collapse of the financial markets.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Jim Cramer

October 19th, 2008 · No Comments

jĭm krā’mər noun An insane or unpredictable outburst. – Dude, you are annoying. Shut up or you’ll make me pull a Jim Cramer on your ass.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Pyroglyphics

October 18th, 2008 · No Comments

pī’rō-glĭf’ĭks noun Egyptian symbols that represent fire or explosives. Egyptian symbols that represent a Jim Cramer outburst.

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