Dougtionary

“Doug is destroying the English language at an alarming rate.” –Doug’s high school English teacher.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Macxstasy

May 30th, 2009 · No Comments

māk’stə-sē
noun
Extreme happiness resulting from getting one’s repaired Mac back from the Applestore or from purchasing a brand new Macintosh computer.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Macebook

April 25th, 2009 · No Comments

mās-bŏŏk
noun
A website where you spray people with chemicals that burn their eyes to keep them away.
An antisocial networking site.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Unjamblogging

April 21st, 2009 · 1 Comment

ŭn-jām-blŏgĭng
verb
Catching up on posting or promoting weblog entries that were impeded by prior technological glitches.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Bleepery

April 15th, 2009 · No Comments

blēp-ə-rē
noun
A place where foul language gets masked before a program is aired on TV.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Crapify

April 14th, 2009 · No Comments

krāp-ə-fī’
verb
To make a product cheaper to save component or production costs at the expense of the consumer who gets a sub-par product.

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