Dougtionary

“Doug is destroying the English language at an alarming rate.” –Doug’s high school English teacher.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Carcoleptic

March 9th, 2009 · No Comments

cär’kə-lěp’tĭk noun One who has a condition characterized by attacks of deep sleep when inside a moving vehicle.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Icepick Traffic

December 11th, 2008 · No Comments

īs-pik trāf’ĭk noun A traffic jam that is so unbearable that ramming oneself in the eye or head with a sharp object seems like a more desirable option.

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