Dougtionary

“Doug is destroying the English language at an alarming rate.” –Doug’s high school English teacher.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Broctology

September 26th, 2011 · No Comments

bräk-ˈtä-lə-jē noun A branch of medicine dealing with a broccoli’s rectum.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Carrotastrophe

April 27th, 2009 · No Comments

kār’ə-tās’trə-fē noun A disaster involving vegetables.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Despairagus

March 7th, 2009 · No Comments

dĭ-spâr’ə-gəs noun A vegetable that when eaten, causes hopelessness.

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