Dougtionary

“Doug is destroying the English language at an alarming rate.” –Doug’s high school English teacher.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Vegasm

April 6th, 2009 · No Comments

vā’gāz’əm
noun
The moist result one gets from hitting a huge jackpot in Nevada.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Foremath

March 24th, 2009 · No Comments

fôr’-māth’
noun
Events leading up to a disaster.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Wall Street Finance Stand

March 19th, 2009 · No Comments

wôl strēt fī’nāns’ stānd
noun
A portable table and sign typically used by children to sell lemonade, but instead used by laid off analysts in New York who stop people passing by and give them discounted advice on handling their money.

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